tOm@kO's life ~*_*~

T: 嗨！你有facebook 吗？
C: 沒有ㄟ
T: 那就开一个吧
C： （没回应，应该是被白目的T “咋到”了！）


「白目」一詞是形容搞不清楚狀況、不識相、亂說話、自作小聰明與白痴含義相近的人。

noticed that i use WTF and er a lot lately...
well i guess my english is getting POORER and... (thank you to my friend who remind me of that)

well i guess since i started to chat with my primary friend..
the things we talk about always result to us having the WTF reaction
muahahaha..

er... is also used very frequently cos
there are no reaction we can made
which means it's higher lever than WTF
so.. we can just give er... (a blank face?)

well... ok.. this is a spam post just for me to release my stress
that's what i'm good at ...
crap

Do you know what is the famous video link in FB and youtube in Malaysia @ this very moment?
15 Malaysia?? er... i guess the fame of 15 Malaysia was just over...
the recent most hito clip is
==>



well it's a clip done by my friend with the inspiration of a competition and a monkey blog :) =P hope he wont kill me since i spread out the story behind... wahahaha...

well i guess my side of the story started with me reading a blog...
then @ 14/9 around 5:15 we started this conversation
me: he copy francesco

5 minutes later

T: hmm francesco will certainly fight back :)

then on 18/9 after lunch i sort of nudge him

me: uncle voice?
T: yah
then he asked to sing hokkien song
which is ur hokkien song?
i wanna sing na si wa wu ji ba ban
me: erm (not understanding what is he talking about)
T: but i can't reach the key
argh
me: oh? (still not understand what is the topic about)
T: usual la actually i got problem reaching the key (well this explain why if I have 100mbps is a bit out of tune)
me: haha
:P

then one day during raya holiday
T: this is a preliminary version of my clip... just put it on for a short time period
still a long way to go
me: er... (blur)
me: well it's funny

then the next day...
i got a message from him when i was fast asleep... cos my pc most of the time is on when i'm at home...

so... the next next morning... i woke up..
and saw the clip above on his blog...

and we started to post it on FB...
so we started to witness the powerfulness of FB and youtube...
a lot of people like it and a lot of people repost the link...
and a lot of 5 stars on youtube a lot of comment

and i guess i'm having exclusive right from author itself for the lyrics
muahahahaha...

Hokkien (original Lyrics)
若是我有一百meg　一百meg
我有一百meg　一世人surf不lag.

無講無人知　講到真歹勢
吃甲彼呢大漢　擱不曾stream TV
Surf net彼多年　無shop無blog擱無Facebook
看人開FORUM做生意　有錢擱有勢

若是我有一百meg　我就免等久久
我要遊世界AirAsia買機票　Google找風景

若是我有一百meg　我就少吃少睡
跟人webcam chat　別人去讀wiki我就去打Dota

若是我有一百meg　一百meg
若是你有要share　開嘴免客氣
若是我有一百meg　一百meg
十meg八meg拿去用　免還嘛無問題
若是我有一百meg　一百meg...

朋友啊，你現在十meg都無，你知道無？

English lyrics(Translation):
If I have a 100meg, a 100meg
I have a 100meg, my surfing won't be lag.

No one knows if I never tell, It's embarassing to tell either
For I am so old, yet to shop, blog & facebook online
Someone's doing good in online forum
Living good life with good money

If I have a 100meg, I won't need to wait,
I'd like to travel with online ticket by AirAsia
And surf traveling photos in Google

If I have a 100meg, I'll eat & sleep less,
Doing webcam chat with friends,
Play dota while others reads wiki

If I have a 100meg, a 100meg,
If you'd like to share, simply just mention it
If I have a 100meg, a 100meg,
You can take 10meg or 8meg away, and it's ok to keep it.
If I have a 100meg, a 100meg...

Friend, d'you know you don't even have 10meg?

well i think by end of this week... people who had already watch this vedio must be exceeding... 10k yo... friend you gonna be famous...
and those who are desperate to get a creative and romatic(er... i guess so??) bf
PLEASE grab him before he is out of stock... (sorry have to hard sell a bit..)
and there are more and more people blogging about his blog and i guess that is a very very successful marketing tactic :)
i guess he should market himself in FB through this way also =p
he will definately kill me after reading my post

So in conclusion if you like the video , pls give THUMBS UP for this video at: http://bit.ly/jibameg :-)

This is a parody video, made to contest the Digi Broadband's Pimp My Broadband competition.
The video tries to voice out the pain that people suffered with slow internet access.

While 100Meg, or technically known as 100Mbps is still far from being popular in many countries, we could, however, ask for at least, an uninterrupted, smooth internet access at reasonable speed.

well what can you do if you wanna do a search but you do not know how to type mandrin
and you only know han yu pin yin (汉语拼音) and there is no way for you key in Mandrin character?

well i just discovered something with the powerful google search engine
firstly you need to type the default language of the search engine as mandrin
then type in the han yu pin yin of the words that you would like to search

then result will come out
'ta-ta'
您是不是要找： 汉语拼音??
then you got the mandrin character :P

okie... i find this post lame...
but useful right?

please pay attention to 1.50 onwards
i like 孙佑佑 he is the best among 超級星光大道5 even maybe earlier i like some other contestant

i like the part where he kneel down and at last lie down on the floor
i bet that's the attitude of giving all the best of you
i'll definately cant wait for next week's show

this is the progress of the front side (facing the school and big garden) ... still painting and doing interior design


status of the condo from the back...

so i guess by end of the year / earlier next year we can move in to our new house?
herm herm herm...
new challenge for me gotta find more money lol

电影以令人屏息CGI特效，讲述一名卖罗惹的小贩讽喻大马多元化、善变的走马灯式的政治秀。

a very special type of presentation
but it truly states the Malaysian Culture

电影描绘一个恋童癖在准备狩猎的过程写照，籍此隐喻马来西亚的政治现状。

well i have no comment on this short clip...
which i do not really understand after watching it.

it started to rain a few days back
and the worst part is it started to rain after office hour
and it started to jam here and there
cos people are busy going back home to buka puasa
some even busy going back hometown

so the roads all went crazily insane
and trees falls
and even accident had made the condition become worst

but thanks to a thing call highway
we still can get to the destination we wanna go on time
as what one of the highway opearator said
"Time saved = Time Gain"
Highway operator would most probably think that
"Your TIme saved = Money we Gain“？？
well DUKE is definately a highway that you should try use when you are rushing to go to places like setapak and wangsa maju from PJ

well there is no conclusion for this post
just wish everybody have a relaxing and easy holiday ;)

like my friend always say...
stay tune..

it's holiday time...
so i can crap more on the blog..

but this time i'm making myself crazy
cos... i'm taking a lot and a lot of work

a part time little pay job
half for charity
half to learn some experience
i also need to check the tax computation

damn i'm pushing myself to another point of no return again?
gosh...
what m i doing?

well stay tune and i'll blog more
since i'm not going anywhere any way

hello point of no return i'm getting closer to u soon

one day when i reach home... i saw this pendrive to gether with the note on my table



well i guess i would know that this is a pen drive
but i wonder why there is this pen drive and what is the purposes of this pen drive
then my bf proceed to say eh this pendrive is to help ah wei to load his game

then my bf quickly load the game for him and place back the pendrive on the table



then after a few days
i came home.. and i saw notes again on the pen drive
well shouldn't he be checking the content inside the pen drive before asking us whether there is anything inside...


so my nice nice bf replied him accordingly using the Y2K method of communicating

and sometimes before that...
i put some cookies on the table and so happened there are ants on it...
so i got a note from my cousin "ANTS"
i almost fainted that day

most of the time different people have different perception of doing things
and sometimes you can see why the person's perception would determine whether the person is a boss or just merely a staff

my boss is always very determine to get things right in terms of technical
but what if there is limitation with the current program which the co is using?
too rigid and too many restrictions?
herm...

reluctant to change even you know that the thing is wrong??
cos you would want to save urself from all the hassle
too bad if i'm da boss i would insist you to finished the things in da correct manner

erm..
to be very pro we have to do things the correct way
don't simply do things in the sense even the end result is the same
cos when your tax comp was sent to others for due di report preparation
the report will write the client has wrongly claim something something and tax impact is this much this much...

Malaysia do you like the present of having 1Malaysia team on F1?
your name will be so great
and petronas will sponsor you for the race

i guess you are thrilled with the idea being able to show your name in F1
and got listed most likely first (from the bottom) in the constructor championship.

Nonetheless, the Malaysia Boleh spirit is among the most important element that we should inherit.
Pencapaian diutamakan?? (Muka) Rakyat didahulukan??
1 Bangsa 1Malaysia..

cos you dare to dream
you realised the dream of having a Malaysian driver in F1
followed by your very own 1Malaysia racing car
which i hope the parts are solid enough and would not drop out under high speed racing condition

again would like to wish you Happy Birthday
for the country i love most
and... may WaWaSan 2020 be realistic as possible.

this morning when i reach the office i just happened to realised i forgot to bring my key
and... the drawer which was locked contain my lappy and stuff
so how am i gonna work without my lappy?

so i faster called my dad hoping he can help me to bring the key for me to the office so that i can open the drawer.
and my dad told me he can only drop by after lunch.
so... damn me...
kanasai how m i gonna survive the morning without my lappy??

but then i remember my friend...
Mr Ang... maybe he got a way to help me to open my drawer without me having to bring my key
so this good guy Mr Ang took his key which he bring along and put it inside the drawer lock and...
tuck...
the drawer was unlocked...
i looks surprise and relieved..
cos i do not need to worry and need to disturb others to get help for my forgetfulness
haha :P
even though now i know that Mr Ang can easily open my drawer, i would think the most important thing is to be thankful and greatful cos your friend help you when you are in need.

My comment on Making A Fuss Over Small Little Matter

This is a post on my friend's blog after he thinks that i'm making a big fuss over him leaving without informing

Some people are just easily feel insecure over small little matter. (Hey… I’m not feeling insecure (I think it’s a weird way to interpret me)) This posting revolves around a conversation that I had with a friend of mine today who finally found out that I’m already out of country. (erm… you should let your friend know where you are right??unless you see them as a hi and bye friend? erm it’s bad to know you are only a hi and bye friend.. but if that’s the fact I’ll accept it) Then the person goes about saying how unimportant she was in my life. It just so turns me off. (okay la… that was me being bitchy as usual and as what people always have the perception of me.. but in actual fact i'm just a bit stressed off and need something to distress??) I just have no desire to reply her message anymore whenever she posts a question to me. I’m sure it was plainly seen in her eyes that I have no desire to chat with her. (erm sorry eh... I’m not aware of that.. cos I’m too busy duh... i'm not a perasan person)

Friend, don’t make a fuss over a small matter. You made it so dramatic that I won’t be seeing you anymore. (life is always boring so must spice it up with a little drama) Please go on and continue on with your life. Does it even matter if I’m in KL anyway? We hardly even catch up or meet up for lunch. Neither of us made any plans to hang out. (Erm I guess that’s the wrong perception of you for life in KL. to flood your life with work and have little time to spend with your friends? sorry and sad to say I'm suffering from the same situation also la…) You have your own group of friends, your boyfriend and your family while I have my own group of friends as well. Now, why are you making a big scene and made a posting on the subject matter on FB? (frankly speaking I’m just waiting for my motivation to come and nothing much to write on FB and while I’m completing my report)

Plus I promised to meet you up when I get back to KL. One thing is for sure. I won’t forget about this promise. And I still remember that I owe you a meal for hiding the fact from you that I’m going overseas for work. I will surely honour my promise. (yeah I’m asking for Starbucks ma… but frankly speaking it’s really no big deal whether you wanna find me when your back to KL or not.. cos I might not have the time to entertain you by then (yeah it’s me being bitchy again) I’m not making a big fuss… I’m just being crappy cos I’m under great stress cos I pushed myself to point of no return)

again i would say i'm not making a big fuss, may be i pretend to do so..
which seems so not like me...

just like what Mr T did...
wearing a wig to pretend he is gay when he is not :P
(ok dun kill me... better stop now else i get blacklisted by more people)

陈述一名过度热心的公关顾问，向现任卫生部长进言如何改善马来西亚人民种种不良生活习惯。

funny... and Malaysia Boleh!

My KPI to see my performance.

• To clear my in tray within the day
• To complete review small computation within the day; medium computation within one day after getting tax computation; big tax computation within 3 days
• To clear backlog cases by end of next month

If I fail then I have to jump down from the point of no return

hopefully i wont
anyway i guess i would find a lot of other reason for myself anyway :P

this year a lot of people getting married
and congrats to them
but so far i was informed of the wedding
but not being bomb..
so i can pretend i do not know anything?
wahhahaha...

you are welcome to bomb me..
but remember i'm a vegetarian and you need to order that for me :)

well
so who's there to take the challenge and invite me for your wedding dinner
so that i can take photo
and comment on whether your dinner is ok or so so
or memorable one for me?

i was talking to princess
and she was telling me that she no longer able to attend ballet class
then she was mumble to herself attending kindergarden need $$
attend music extra class need $$
attend 'di zi gui' class also need $$
so i guess it's a realistic world after all

then i recall my chat wit my friend who i intend to help to sell him out
about whether if we want better life we should find a rich bf?

erm... so whether you like his money or you like the person itself?
well i guess it's all up to youself lo
you looking for a person you like and he /she like you at the same time
or you looking at something more tangible and not so abstract?
so you compute his asset and his asset become your asset and your liability become his liability when both of you get married.