apa tu "sex"?

apa itu sex??? ayo apa??
Alkisah seorang anak perempuan yang barumasuk sekolah bertanya kepada ibunya.. 'Mami, mami? sex itu apa sih Mi?'..

Terkejutlah si ibu.. Teringat akan kemodernan zaman sekarang yang membuat manusia
berfikiran lebih terbuka.Sesuai dgn konsep pendidikan seks yg sedang hangat dikatakan, mulailah si ibu mencari jawapan yang sesuai untuk anaknya dengan harapan anaknya takkan terjebak dalam arus pendidikan global.

Maka si ibu pun mulai memberikan jawaban mengenai apa itu sex dengan perumpamaan antara kumbang dan bunga, diikuti dengan pembentukan bayi dalam kandungan dan diselitkan juga dengan kisah percintaan antara mami dan daddynya dari zaman kuliah
hingga dengan kehadiran si cantik yaitu anak gadisnya yang bertanya itu..

Tiba-tiba si anak menangis dengan kerasnya....
"HUAAAAAAA ...." Si ibu keheranan dan bertanya.
Si anak menjawab dalam tangisan.. "Jawapan mami itu panjang, tempat jawabnya pendek
saja, Niih..." katanya seraya menyerahkan buku latihan yang tertulis di covernya:













NAME :...........
SEX :............
Class :..........
Subject :..........
my job in my course is as a printing manager.
and for the one and half years which had past. i do not know that i could use my post as a threat to others until i was chating wit a coursemate during my holiday.
rupa rupanya it can be used as a threat... saying that i would not give you notes if you do not do anything i want you to do.
but i would really never use it la.. just use it when i wanna trick with my friend. but i knoe that i'm not such bad person lo...
heheheh
so.. happy lo...
enjoy serving for my coursemate...
:)
gonna stay at home today. to me staying at home is really a very very boring thing to do. and i do not really like to stay at home. i would rather spend my time in popular reading all the new and old books. that's wat would make me happy all the time.. staying at home is boring but it seems that my room is so messy that it really mess up my life. so.. better do some cleaning up today. and also do some study lo.
notice that when i'm staying at home the electricity bill went up cos i'll be fully utilise the computer and internet to online. so to save my dad's electricity bill, better dun online so much...
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