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This is a CLASSIC!
An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were in a terrible car accident.
They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died
before they arrived.
Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Indian, he opened his
eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what
happened.
"Well," said the Indian, "I remember the crash, and then there was a
beautiful light, and then the Chinese and the Malay and I were standing
at the gate of heaven. An Angel approached us and said that we were too
young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth.
So, of course I pulled out a $50 from my wallet and the next thing I
knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the
other two?"
"Last I saw them" replied the Indian, "the Chinese was bargaining over
the price and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his."
An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay were in a terrible car accident.
They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died
before they arrived.
Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Indian, he opened his
eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what
happened.
"Well," said the Indian, "I remember the crash, and then there was a
beautiful light, and then the Chinese and the Malay and I were standing
at the gate of heaven. An Angel approached us and said that we were too
young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth.
So, of course I pulled out a $50 from my wallet and the next thing I
knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the
other two?"
"Last I saw them" replied the Indian, "the Chinese was bargaining over
the price and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his."
