About Pigs :)

人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +上班 +玩 ,
猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉 ,
代入 :人 =猪 +上班 +玩 ,
即 :人 -玩 =猪 +上班
结论 :不懂玩的人 =会上班的猪


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if, Human – enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words, Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work


男人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +挣钱
猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉
男人 =猪 +挣钱
猪 =男人 -挣钱
所以男人不挣钱等于猪


Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
if Men – earn money = Pigs
in other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs


女人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +花钱。
猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉。
代入上式得: 女人= 猪+ 花钱
移项得:女人- 花钱= 猪
结论:女人不花钱的都是猪


Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
if, Women – spend = Pigs
In other words, Women that don't spend = Pigs


综上:
男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱!
女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱!
男人 + 女人 =两头猪
祝天下的猪们快乐 ^_^


Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!
Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever!!
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recently received this e-mail
found it very interesting..
so wanna share it with everyone here..
and happy 'pig year'
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